Hokkien Joke

Ah Beng was on a motorbike with Ah Lian after a
durian shopping trip

Ah Lian was holding on to 2 big bags of
durians when they rode over a
hump, Ah Beng heard a loud
bang. He asked Ah Lian: 'Lewlian wu kalau
boh?
(durians got dropped or not?).' Ah Lian
shouted: 'boh kalau lah!'

So Ah Beng continued with the journey. When
they reached home, Ah Beng
got down from his motobike
and was shocked to see that Ah Lian was not
wearing a helmet.


He asked Ah Lian: 'Where is your helmet?' Ah
Lian was very angry and
replied: 'Just now I already told you 'boh
kalau' (helmet drop)!'